The GOP Presidential Debate in Two Minutes

Fri, September 9, 2011

Democrats, Presidential Campaigns, Republicans

In case you hit the sack early on Wednesday night, or just didn’t have the stomach to watch the Republican canned speech event debate, here’s a quick recap for your weekend cocktail party discussion pleasure:

Newt Gingrich — You kids get off my lawn!

Rick Perry — Texas: The Death Penalty State.  What’s It to Ya?

Michele Bachmann — Why aren’t they asking me any questions?  And did I mention I have 28 kids?

Howard Cain –If 10% is good enough for God, 9% is good enough for Uncle Sam.

Mitt Romney — How did I get here?

Ron Paul — There’s nothing in the Constitution about feeding kids.  If those first graders are hungry, they should get a job.

Jon Huntsman — I don’t understand why I’m losing to the one with the ’70s hair and and that George W. Bush wanna-be.

Rick Santorum –  Did someone say “Man Date?”

Brian Williams — Ronald Reagan is running again?

Sarah Palin — Heh.  My evil plot is working.

America — We’re saving our votes for The X Factor.

Image via the Christian Science Monitor

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4 Responses to “The GOP Presidential Debate in Two Minutes”

  1. Shannon Drury Says:

    I would be rolling on the floor laughing at the summation of Ron Paul’s philosophy if it weren’t so damned TRUE!

  2. Michael Harris Says:

    Gingrich did come across as a bit scornful of the media. As for Ron Paul, I wish we could get somebody, anybody, who would lessen the deficit.

  3. Michael Harris Says:

    John Stewart’s joke about Michele Bachmann was dead on:

    Backmann: “I’ve raised 23 kids and what kids need is…”

    Stewart: “Love?”

    Bachmann: “Jobs”.

    Huh? Young adults needs jobs, kids need care, support, and love.

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